Fans are so alarmed by this idol's recent weight gain, they're pressuring the idol's agency to force extreme changes.
Right. Any Arashi fan knows Ninomiya Kazunari's been rocking the mompooch for a good year now. But apparently some Japanese fans are finally fed up. Led by a tragically single 30-something Tokyoite whose admitted to being obsessed with the guy since he was a child, they've produced a 40-page manifesto outlining their grievances and demands, which they hope to present to wise old Uncle Johnny himself. Most notable is the wholly reasonable request to give Nozomi Sasaki, the Neen's recently rumored love interest, a solid boot.
According to the ever-rational fandom logic, Nino's not so much a grown man responsible for his own decisions as a mere victim of the evil Sasuccubus Nozomi, who has lured the innocent manchild into her clutches with her devilish epicurean charms. As proof, the cult has submitted video evidence of Nozomi demonstrating how she sets her foul calorie- and fat-laden traps, much to the horror of a live television audience.
Probably the manifesto also includes a reasonable reduced-calorie diet and moderate exercise plan that anybody can follow, though that has yet been confirmed.
Right. Any Arashi fan knows Ninomiya Kazunari's been rocking the mompooch for a good year now. But apparently some Japanese fans are finally fed up. Led by a tragically single 30-something Tokyoite whose admitted to being obsessed with the guy since he was a child, they've produced a 40-page manifesto outlining their grievances and demands, which they hope to present to wise old Uncle Johnny himself. Most notable is the wholly reasonable request to give Nozomi Sasaki, the Neen's recently rumored love interest, a solid boot.
According to the ever-rational fandom logic, Nino's not so much a grown man responsible for his own decisions as a mere victim of the evil Sasuccubus Nozomi, who has lured the innocent manchild into her clutches with her devilish epicurean charms. As proof, the cult has submitted video evidence of Nozomi demonstrating how she sets her foul calorie- and fat-laden traps, much to the horror of a live television audience.
Probably the manifesto also includes a reasonable reduced-calorie diet and moderate exercise plan that anybody can follow, though that has yet been confirmed.
