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10:33 am - 03/04/2012

When racism doesn't cut it anymore...you guessed it: a Jin post



The brilliant songwriter and all-around nice guy, Jin Akanishi is about to launch his new album, Japonicana. Some netizens have already gotten their hands on a digital copy and thus on the lyrics of his songs. One in particular is very interesting:

That's what she said - lyrics
edit: Please note that the lyrics can be triggering for people who have experienced sexual violation in any way. Also note that due to the heated discussions a lot of the comments will be triggering as well and none carry warning labels.


Word + Word = Neologism
Titty + Sexy = Tixy
Smile + Fake = Smike
Show + Romance = Showmance
Hot + Witch = Hotch
Slut + Bitch = Slutch
Japanese + English = Japanglish
Courage + Liquid = Swag Juice

Taking over
Taking over

I'm thirsty - That's what she said
I can't drink this - That's what she said
This is too much - That's what she said
It's huge - That's what she said
This tastes funny - That's what she said
My throat hurts - That's what she said
I feel so good - That's what she said
I need this
Chug it

Swallow swallow swallow swallow
Swallow swallow swallow swallow
Chug it
Swallow swallow swallow swallow
Swallow swallow swallow swallow

Down up down up down up down down up up
Down up down up down up down down up up

Super + Clever = Slever
Stupid + Kid = Stukid
Wow + Damn = Wamn
Mom + Pop = I'm sorry
Fine + Chick = Fick
Dumb + Girl = Durl
Blackout + Drunk = Blunk
You + Me = Sex

Taking over
Taking over

I'm thirsty - That's what she said
I can't drink this - That's what she said
This is too much - That's what she said
It's huge - That's what she said
This tastes funny - That's what she said
My throat hurts - That's what she said
I feel so good - That's what she said
I need this
Chug it

Swallow swallow swallow swallow
Swallow swallow swallow swallow
Chug it
Swallow swallow swallow swallow
Swallow swallow swallow swallow

To the right, to the left, to the left, to the left
Down up down up down up down down up up
Down up down up down up down down up up

(repeat last 3 verses)


So what does it mean? Judge for yourself. The fact that Jin hasn't put one proper sentence in the entire song certainly leaves something for the imagination. It's hard not to think of date rape and misogynism when he uses such classy lines like "Slut + Bitch = Slutch", "I can't drink this", "This tastes funny". How much his fans want to support such a message remains to be seen. Japonicana comes out on March 6th and will be available on itunes and several amazon stores.


sources:
for a preview of the song: http://uffie.fr/post/17968631614/japonicana-preview-jin-akanishi-thats-what
lyrics transcription: me, myself and I
calcetinita 4th-Mar-2012 11:26 am (UTC)
He's a veritable Shakespeare, isn't he?

I am not sure how I think about this either. His shenanigans have reached the point of absurdity for me. Were it anyone else, I'd say he's a performance artist trolling everyone.
sashwizzled 4th-Mar-2012 11:24 am (UTC)
Can't. Cannot. Have lost all ability to can.

Genuinely good non-American artists can't get a foothold in the American market, and this talentless, misogynistic douchenozzle is getting a whole fucking leg up? Whateverrrrrr.
atarashiiyoake 4th-Mar-2012 12:28 pm (UTC)
Can't. Cannot. Have lost all ability to can.
benihime99 HOLY FLYING COW!!!4th-Mar-2012 11:27 am (UTC)


JIN YOU STUPID IDIOTIC MORON
Does this idiot fully comprehend what he's singing about?
I'm seriously hoping he's just an idiot and not a stupid misogynist glorifying rape culture

Edited at 2012-03-04 11:33 am (UTC)
jump2narnia Re: HOLY FLYING COW!!!4th-Mar-2012 06:28 pm (UTC)
This!!
amayayayayaya 4th-Mar-2012 11:28 am (UTC)
I have no words...
calcetinita 4th-Mar-2012 11:29 am (UTC)
That's what she said.
jayeanne 4th-Mar-2012 11:31 am (UTC)
oh jin. T__T and I had such high hopes for your songs. he really should stick to his japanese lyrics.

these..I can't even... T________T
chibitanz 4th-Mar-2012 12:23 pm (UTC)
Thinking the same thing and shitting bricks was almost
pine_juice 4th-Mar-2012 11:34 am (UTC)
what the hell is this
...
seriously?
daikishlicious 4th-Mar-2012 11:35 am (UTC)
Is this a song? what happened to you?
mrs_nogood 4th-Mar-2012 11:41 am (UTC)
THIS!
yokostan 4th-Mar-2012 11:35 am (UTC)
Is he seriously singing about what I think he's singing about?!

This is beyond stupid, this is just. What?!!

Edited at 2012-03-04 11:36 am (UTC)
sonia_san 8th-Mar-2012 09:36 am (UTC)
Just dropped a comment for your cute icon <333333333333333333333
bakagirl26 somebody teaching him english wrong4th-Mar-2012 11:35 am (UTC)


Edited at 2012-03-04 11:37 am (UTC)
drigby Re: somebody teaching him english wrong4th-Mar-2012 01:39 pm (UTC)
I was thinking his English teacher hates him. I think he actually believes his lyrics are erotic.
radiosity_blaze wtf did i just read.4th-Mar-2012 11:35 am (UTC)
sayufied Re: wtf did i just read.4th-Mar-2012 11:49 am (UTC)
I know taengoo....I know...smh.

*Will never get tired of how adorable she looked there*
yokostan 4th-Mar-2012 11:54 am (UTC)
juts so we're clear..
Do you mean to say that people who disagree with this song and think it's stupid and/or mysogynistic are 'haterz'?
apneatic_melody 4th-Mar-2012 11:36 am (UTC)
Pretty sure my IQ just dropped 50% just reading this once.
radiosity_blaze 4th-Mar-2012 11:37 am (UTC)
mte
mrs_nogood ...4th-Mar-2012 11:36 am (UTC)
Photobucket

...go back to Japan or start using your brain again sir, slowly I'm doubting your sanity...

Photobucket

Edited at 2012-03-04 11:43 am (UTC)
monstakarotte Re: ...4th-Mar-2012 12:37 pm (UTC)
oh, Martin "Fuck you I won a BAFTA" Freeman!
clairebear_x 4th-Mar-2012 11:37 am (UTC)
He has mental issues, right?
citrine047 4th-Mar-2012 12:08 pm (UTC)
i believe so
pure08starlight 4th-Mar-2012 11:37 am (UTC)
this is probably the most annoying/stupid/nonsense lyrics i've EVER read! i stopped reading somewhere down the endless "swallow".

*and my friends are even complaining with 2NE1's ...~lonely, lonely, lonely~
lol
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