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10:33 am - 03/04/2012

When racism doesn't cut it anymore...you guessed it: a Jin post



The brilliant songwriter and all-around nice guy, Jin Akanishi is about to launch his new album, Japonicana. Some netizens have already gotten their hands on a digital copy and thus on the lyrics of his songs. One in particular is very interesting:

That's what she said - lyrics
edit: Please note that the lyrics can be triggering for people who have experienced sexual violation in any way. Also note that due to the heated discussions a lot of the comments will be triggering as well and none carry warning labels.


Word + Word = Neologism
Titty + Sexy = Tixy
Smile + Fake = Smike
Show + Romance = Showmance
Hot + Witch = Hotch
Slut + Bitch = Slutch
Japanese + English = Japanglish
Courage + Liquid = Swag Juice

Taking over
Taking over

I'm thirsty - That's what she said
I can't drink this - That's what she said
This is too much - That's what she said
It's huge - That's what she said
This tastes funny - That's what she said
My throat hurts - That's what she said
I feel so good - That's what she said
I need this
Chug it

Swallow swallow swallow swallow
Swallow swallow swallow swallow
Chug it
Swallow swallow swallow swallow
Swallow swallow swallow swallow

Down up down up down up down down up up
Down up down up down up down down up up

Super + Clever = Slever
Stupid + Kid = Stukid
Wow + Damn = Wamn
Mom + Pop = I'm sorry
Fine + Chick = Fick
Dumb + Girl = Durl
Blackout + Drunk = Blunk
You + Me = Sex

Taking over
Taking over

I'm thirsty - That's what she said
I can't drink this - That's what she said
This is too much - That's what she said
It's huge - That's what she said
This tastes funny - That's what she said
My throat hurts - That's what she said
I feel so good - That's what she said
I need this
Chug it

Swallow swallow swallow swallow
Swallow swallow swallow swallow
Chug it
Swallow swallow swallow swallow
Swallow swallow swallow swallow

To the right, to the left, to the left, to the left
Down up down up down up down down up up
Down up down up down up down down up up

(repeat last 3 verses)


So what does it mean? Judge for yourself. The fact that Jin hasn't put one proper sentence in the entire song certainly leaves something for the imagination. It's hard not to think of date rape and misogynism when he uses such classy lines like "Slut + Bitch = Slutch", "I can't drink this", "This tastes funny". How much his fans want to support such a message remains to be seen. Japonicana comes out on March 6th and will be available on itunes and several amazon stores.


sources:
for a preview of the song: http://uffie.fr/post/17968631614/japonicana-preview-jin-akanishi-thats-what
lyrics transcription: me, myself and I
tiger9012 4th-Mar-2012 11:24 am (UTC)
da fuq are these "lyrics"?
calcetinita 4th-Mar-2012 11:26 am (UTC)
He's a veritable Shakespeare, isn't he?

I am not sure how I think about this either. His shenanigans have reached the point of absurdity for me. Were it anyone else, I'd say he's a performance artist trolling everyone.
bakagirl26 4th-Mar-2012 11:36 am (UTC)
"he's a performance artist trolling everyone."
LOLOLOL. THIS.
shroomko 4th-Mar-2012 03:45 pm (UTC)
lol, remember Joaquin Phoenix, y'all?

For realz, I was all for Jin making it big (or even a little) in America if for only sticking it to the man Johnny the man. His antics before were things I could get past, but this is a line that I don't think I can follow him beyond.
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