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12:11 pm - 11/18/2012

Finally, a Pillow You Can F**k

Orthopedic body pillows can be the key to a good night’s rest for those who find it difficult to maintain good posture while they sleep. They also provide physical comfort that can help ease the mind after a stressful day.

Some Japanese otaku, seeking a slightly different kind of comfort from their body pillows, stuff them in pillowcases covered in the image of popular anime or erotic video game characters. A number of them go so far as to “form relationships” with these body pillows, boldly claiming them as their girlfriends and romanticizing themselves as “2-D lovers”.

Yet one major drawback of these body pillow girlfriends (you know, aside the fact that they’re pillows) is that you can’t get to third base with them. Until now, that is: Pillow-lovers everywhere, rejoice! Japanese adult product maker G PROJECT has created a body pillow you can have sex with!

It’s called “Kuu Pillow” and it’s specially designed for the otaku who wants to take his 2-D relationship to the next level. Just slip on a pillow cover, insert your favorite artificial vagina in the the lower slot, and you’re ready for action!

Kuu Pillow is made from a type of plastic that is more durable and less irritating to the skin than the normal polyvinyl chloride most Japanese hug pillows are made from. G PROJECT also promises a smooth, skin-like texture that is pleasing to the touch, unlike that sticky plastic feeling of inflatable blow-up dolls.

There’s even a “waist pocket” where you can insert a water bottle or other weight to help keep the pillow securely in place through even the most passionate shaking and thrusting.

The masturbation slot is made to hold products of a range of lengths and sizes and penetrates through the back of the pillow so, theoretically, you could go through the back door, in case you were worried about getting your girlfriend pregnant.

Kuu Pillow can be purchased on G PROJECT’s online retail store or Amazon for around 2100 yen (US$25). You’ll have to buy a pillowcase separately if you don’t have one already. G PROJECT is also selling a limited-edition Kuu Pillow pillowcase, which can be purchased here.

Now you’ll never be unsatisfied, even if you are forever alone!

Source: My Game News Flash

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lovely_tunes 18th-Nov-2012 08:20 pm (UTC)
they're surely working hard on crippling japanese men in their social abilities even further, huh?
chimerari 18th-Nov-2012 08:37 pm (UTC)
in 10 years time, clinics will have couples lined up all the way around the block who 'cannot conceive'

Edited at 2012-11-18 08:38 pm (UTC)
kinari_pamyu 18th-Nov-2012 08:20 pm (UTC)
I'm actually quite a fan of dakimakura - some of the artwork for them is very pretty. My friend owns a couple (I only own one which is converted into a wall scroll because the selection of male character pillows on offer is rather small.) and he is having trouble fitting into his own bed!
artcika 18th-Nov-2012 08:21 pm (UTC)
The most ridiculous things one could imagine, Japan has them/will make them

Oh, Japan, you never case to amuse me...tho I don't get surprised anymore xD
nakabibighani 19th-Nov-2012 03:10 pm (UTC)
The things they think of, right? Tbh, I still get surprised. But more than that, oh the extent of my amusement :)
benihime99 18th-Nov-2012 08:22 pm (UTC)
miyozari 18th-Nov-2012 08:36 pm (UTC)
mte. jang geun suk
doujoushin 18th-Nov-2012 08:33 pm (UTC)
oh god how is this real
xkenbe 18th-Nov-2012 08:38 pm (UTC)
mysadkitten 18th-Nov-2012 08:39 pm (UTC)
I'm sorry, but all I'm thinking is, do they have to cut a hole on the pillow case?... and even if the pillow has a nice "skin-like texture" the pillow case that covers it is still made out of some crappy fabric, right?

and are girl Otakus even looked after? I wonder if it's just really on the down low. I'm still waiting for my Goku-sized wanking device to come out >_<

Come on Japan!!!
benihime99 18th-Nov-2012 08:46 pm (UTC)
"I'm sorry, but all I'm thinking is, do they have to cut a hole on the pillow case?... and even if the pillow has a nice "skin-like texture" the pillow case that covers it is still made out of some crappy fabric, right?"

Isn't that pink thing coming out of the hole in the fabric? Thus there would be no contact with the fabric itself

God, I don't even know why I'm trying to figure that out
ajisaitea 18th-Nov-2012 08:41 pm (UTC)
burger 18th-Nov-2012 08:45 pm (UTC)
well then
dramajewels 18th-Nov-2012 08:48 pm (UTC)
This is definitely strange but not surprising. I've seen stranger sex devices downtown manhattan, NYC. There was even one like a flash light that supposedly felt like real flesh.
burger 18th-Nov-2012 09:00 pm (UTC)
haha, fleshlights! I find those pretty odd too
faifantc 18th-Nov-2012 09:11 pm (UTC)
citrine047 18th-Nov-2012 09:12 pm (UTC)
uledy 19th-Nov-2012 12:54 am (UTC)
love this.
icehism 18th-Nov-2012 09:13 pm (UTC)
lol, awesome.
___varying 18th-Nov-2012 09:20 pm (UTC)
Hahaha all those design features. xD Someone thought this through Very Carefully.
shiro_renja 18th-Nov-2012 10:20 pm (UTC)
and someone tested it to see if it worked too...lucky man! lol
prushrush 18th-Nov-2012 09:28 pm (UTC)
Okay, whatever floats your boat, drives your car, pilots your TARDIS...

But if something like this isn't emotionally and physically crippling, I don't know what else...
chewmi 18th-Nov-2012 10:30 pm (UTC)
lol tardis
inachan89 18th-Nov-2012 09:40 pm (UTC)
carorinrin 18th-Nov-2012 11:00 pm (UTC)
love that gif! MatsuJun makes good disguisted/annoyed faced :D
fauxparadiso 18th-Nov-2012 10:01 pm (UTC)
Because when I think of sex, I think of the sound of water in a bottle sloshing around.
gashinenai 18th-Nov-2012 10:03 pm (UTC)

why am I even surprised, why...?
imangelofmusic 18th-Nov-2012 10:06 pm (UTC)
now where hav i seen banana gagged kimu-daddy before....
chewmi 18th-Nov-2012 10:29 pm (UTC)
is there men ones too?
chimerari 18th-Nov-2012 10:33 pm (UTC)
nah, women possess something called imagination, unlike men XD
sheix0 18th-Nov-2012 10:36 pm (UTC)
I like the drawing of the girl '___'

Other than that please stop Japan...this is not helping your country declining population problem..
urubaby21 19th-Nov-2012 07:05 pm (UTC)
Dude, it's just another way to make masturbating more exciting, which is what their probably already doing.
senshicalico 18th-Nov-2012 10:39 pm (UTC)
The thing that continues to gross me out the most about this kind of thing is that it's almost always lolita-bait imagery. Woohoo.

(Otherwise, eh, I grew up with a family that sells sex toys for a living. I've seen ~weirder~.)
blazingeternity 18th-Nov-2012 10:53 pm (UTC)
The front picture of the box is so misleading. I thought it was a pillow with a dildo attached for girls to hump v.v
wheresthepaper 19th-Nov-2012 08:24 am (UTC)
Give it time. Someone will make this. Eventually.
lenra 18th-Nov-2012 11:17 pm (UTC)
I'm more surprised they didn't invent this earlier.

whatever floats their boats tbh and this can not beat the creepier "boy's anus" oil scent, that shit was nuts.
ender839 18th-Nov-2012 11:26 pm (UTC)
"boy's anus" oil scent

Wha... I... that... WTF.
scubajr 18th-Nov-2012 11:19 pm (UTC)
Ugh, how would you clean that thing?
citrus_lime 19th-Nov-2012 07:11 am (UTC)
I'm wondering about that, too. @___@ Pretty sure there's a clue somewhere up there about that but ugh can't be bothered.
nelly_dream 18th-Nov-2012 11:35 pm (UTC)
Well well well what do we have here ?
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