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12:11 pm - 11/18/2012

Finally, a Pillow You Can F**k

Orthopedic body pillows can be the key to a good night’s rest for those who find it difficult to maintain good posture while they sleep. They also provide physical comfort that can help ease the mind after a stressful day.

Some Japanese otaku, seeking a slightly different kind of comfort from their body pillows, stuff them in pillowcases covered in the image of popular anime or erotic video game characters. A number of them go so far as to “form relationships” with these body pillows, boldly claiming them as their girlfriends and romanticizing themselves as “2-D lovers”.

Yet one major drawback of these body pillow girlfriends (you know, aside the fact that they’re pillows) is that you can’t get to third base with them. Until now, that is: Pillow-lovers everywhere, rejoice! Japanese adult product maker G PROJECT has created a body pillow you can have sex with!

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hisjulliet 18th-Nov-2012 11:53 pm (UTC)
chrismellody 19th-Nov-2012 12:00 am (UTC)
WTF? And the name, Kuu pillow? My first thoughts is about Koda Kumi, lol sorry.
fukkthedumbshyt 19th-Nov-2012 12:33 am (UTC)
deleriumd 19th-Nov-2012 02:07 am (UTC)
I thought it would be more 'hi tech' than just stuffing a Fleshlight into a pillow. Come on Japan, you can do better.
royu_kiyo Booty call for hire19th-Nov-2012 03:43 am (UTC)
Ladies of Japan,
If you are in dire need of sexual relief and pleasure that can only come from someone with passion, and technique, and willingness to oblige, my body IS ready.

Sincerely, royu kiyo.
yuma_daisuki 19th-Nov-2012 04:31 am (UTC)
xxkumorixx 19th-Nov-2012 07:48 am (UTC)
yes this is so gonna help raise the declining birth rate.
let's give people more reasons to become hikikomori. -_-
wheresthepaper 19th-Nov-2012 08:30 am (UTC)
This is pretty much what I was going to come in here and say, but you already did it for me, lol.

This makes me feel a little sad for people, to be honest. Masturbation is one thing, fine, whatever, but I think this really hurts people in terms of learning to socialize with others, to an extent.
chubbyichigo 19th-Nov-2012 09:46 am (UTC)
er.... wat?? D:D:D:
pipisays 19th-Nov-2012 03:04 pm (UTC)
Just in time for christmas.
crazgal5 20th-Nov-2012 12:50 am (UTC)
You made me LoL XD
ttalktomesoftly 19th-Nov-2012 04:56 pm (UTC)
Finally! I've been waiting for this for ages.
eitu_chan 19th-Nov-2012 05:15 pm (UTC)
Really, this is crazy!!! What could be next.. a machine that takes you to the anime world?!?
I don't even know what to say, and they expect people to marry!!
maji_de 19th-Nov-2012 05:32 pm (UTC)
............................ o_O ............................................................Japan..........
urubaby21 19th-Nov-2012 07:07 pm (UTC)
Well Finally!
mizumi10 19th-Nov-2012 10:42 pm (UTC)
well then...good luck?
stole_away 20th-Nov-2012 12:35 pm (UTC)
hmm okay,how do you clean it after using? ehhh
karavanuemura 22nd-Nov-2012 03:46 pm (UTC)
Why oh Why Japanese men is so hopeless in socializing with us women. And now so desperate to even have THIS.
nova_usagi 23rd-Nov-2012 07:32 pm (UTC)
Basically it`s a really cheap version of what is refered to as a "Dutch wife" (aka one of those life size sex dolls) in Japan.It`s just a Tenga-like device put into body pillow with a picture of an anime girl on it. ...I wouldn`t be surprised if a few people have made some shoddy homemade versions of that product for their own use in the past.

Total mixed feelings on the subject. Guys who`re willing to do pillows probably aren`t really (psychologically and emotionally) suited to have sex with real women. It`s cheaper and safer for the guy to use that instead of a pro.

On the otherhand, products like that influence the normalization of opting for a sex doll or some kind of device over a real woman. Women shouldn`t be likened to objects. That line "口開かなければいい女" ("You`d be a good woman if you didn`t open your mouth") or the a Dutch wife is good because she can`t disagree with you aren`t good ideas to circulate and promote. And human contact is important for a person`s health, and products seem more emotionally crippling than helpful.
pandapaw 23rd-Nov-2012 10:22 pm (UTC)
you can only laugh
go_chan2011 24th-Nov-2012 11:05 pm (UTC)
Exactly what Japan needed to overcome the low birth rate~
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