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3:26 pm - 04/23/2013

Fake Knee-High Stockings Enrage Men of the Internet




A storm of boos has flooded Japanese forums in response to the invention of fake knee-high stockings. This piece of clothing makes a woman appear to be wearing long socks when she is actually wearing fully sealed tights. As a product, fake knee-high stockings greatly help women to comfortably achieve a cute look. But for some men, the lost opportunity to catch a glimpse of an exposed leg that is brought on by these full-coverage stockings is too much to handle.

Fake knee-high stockings are a combination of black and tan nylon that is completely attached together to form tights. For women who enjoy wearing long socks, the application of special glues to keep the socks in place can be bothersome, making this product a great help to fashion conscious women. In addition, wearing fake knee-high stockings is hailed by women as an effective way to show off the shape of one’s legs while showing less skin (compared to wearing traditional flesh-colored tights which give the illusion of exposing the entire leg). However, judging from the flood of irate comments about this product, many men think it’s better for women to be showing off more than just a few inches above the knee. See if you can guess which gender made the following Twitter comments:



These are awesome! I want a pair!

The world’s worst…

The f*ck, man! How could they make a product like this! I’m gonna sue!

I don’t get the point of these…

How smart, I want some.

We want exposed legs back!

This is awful. Showing a little leg is beautiful.

The creator of this product should cut open his stomach, bleed out and die!!!


Whoa, there! That last comment is a little extreme, but the anger that these fake knee-high stockings have stimulated is definitely clear. On the other hand, women don’t seem to see what the big deal is and many are interested in purchasing a pair.

What do you think? Are fake knee-high stockings really all that bad? Do any of you actually think that the creator of this product should have his stomach “cut open, bleed out and die!!!”?

Fake tights

Source: Byoukan Sunday rocketnews24

Image: Rakuten

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xbettox 23rd-Apr-2013 10:33 pm (UTC)
Shit, I WANT A PAIR! These are so freaking smart where do I buy them.. *off to internet-shop*

How can they be outraged by a piece of clothing, really that is so stupid. o.o
rosetta16 23rd-Apr-2013 10:33 pm (UTC)
Where can I order them?
mnemo_syne 24th-Apr-2013 11:02 pm (UTC)
Urban Outfitters has similar tights.
senshicalico 23rd-Apr-2013 10:35 pm (UTC)
Oh look, men getting all butt-hurt they can't use women as sexual objects, let alone control their sexuality.

Must be a day that ends in 曜日.
ashes_to_rain 23rd-Apr-2013 10:58 pm (UTC)
AHAHA, the last part of your comment is brilliant.
inachan89 23rd-Apr-2013 10:35 pm (UTC)
Perverts have spoken lol
arara_chan 23rd-Apr-2013 10:38 pm (UTC)
Wow! awesome! :D I want a pair of those!
And WTF is wrong with these men... -.-'
tinkwrites 23rd-Apr-2013 10:44 pm (UTC)
I don't get why those men are so angry??? I want those tights too!
g_odalisque13 23rd-Apr-2013 10:45 pm (UTC)
want a pair!
chimerari 23rd-Apr-2013 10:46 pm (UTC)
yeah cuz we ladies should only dress for men's viewing pleasure...
haven't those tights been around for a while though?
miriamele 23rd-Apr-2013 10:49 pm (UTC)
I would love to get a pair!

eta this link to buy them. The translation is terrrrrrrible.

Edited at 2013-04-23 10:51 pm (UTC)
miriamele 23rd-Apr-2013 10:53 pm (UTC)
Holy cow this site is a gem. I wonder if I could get my bf to wear these panties.....
elanielyn 23rd-Apr-2013 10:50 pm (UTC)
omg i need this
lovelycandygirl 23rd-Apr-2013 10:54 pm (UTC)
i want a pair
crsg 23rd-Apr-2013 10:58 pm (UTC)
Sorry, I must have missed the part where the men actually have a right to complain about a woman's product...
trompshyy 24th-Apr-2013 12:01 am (UTC)
mte
burger 23rd-Apr-2013 10:59 pm (UTC)
I love those kind of tights, they sell similar ones in Primark and stuff here but the musical note ones are beautiful ;;;;;

idk what to say about the rest of the article tho omg
sundaetea 23rd-Apr-2013 11:00 pm (UTC)
lol men.

i like over the knee socks, it's cute yet sexy.
mikarocker 23rd-Apr-2013 11:06 pm (UTC)
WANT.
valenstrange 23rd-Apr-2013 11:07 pm (UTC)
Kyaaa, the solution for my life!
hatachi20 23rd-Apr-2013 11:10 pm (UTC)
Ingenious!
crumplelush 23rd-Apr-2013 11:16 pm (UTC)
I'd love these.
joyeuxnoel 23rd-Apr-2013 11:19 pm (UTC)
Knee highs that I don't have to pull up constantly? Sold.
mazzewsaurusrex 23rd-Apr-2013 11:29 pm (UTC)
I love this and I live how extreme the haters are. XD
mazzewsaurusrex 23rd-Apr-2013 11:29 pm (UTC)
*love
jojibear 23rd-Apr-2013 11:39 pm (UTC)
LOL well now, guys, thanks for clarifying (for the gazillionth time) where your minds normally are...
eishastan 23rd-Apr-2013 11:44 pm (UTC)
Ewww at this men... the stockings are cute!
risa_rin 23rd-Apr-2013 11:45 pm (UTC)
I like the one with musical notes!
kat_desu 23rd-Apr-2013 11:52 pm (UTC)
I want one! XD

lol at these extreme comments though. XD
sai12 24th-Apr-2013 12:00 am (UTC)
These are awesome! haha I would actually like to own some
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