Poll/ranking: What you would most hate your family to see

Today’s silly survey from goo Ranking is a look at what people would most hate their family to see, and for a change it has some slightly more spicy answers than usual.

Demographics

Over the 5th and 6th of September 2011 1,112 members of the goo Research online monitor group completed a private internet-based questionnaire. 70.8% of the sample were female, 13.5% in their teens, 18.2% in their twenties, 28.1% in their thirties, 25.5% in their forties, 8.7% in their fifties, and 6.0% aged sixty or older. Note that the score in the results refers to the relative number of votes for each option, not a percentage of the total sample.

Ranking result

Q: What would you most hate your family to see? (Sample size=1,112)

Rank		Score
1	Me reading a dirty mag	100
2	Me being stark naked and euphorically liberated	82.0
3	Me practising my killer look in front of the mirror	81.3
4	Me singing along to music in my room	71.3
5	Me crying watching a drama, etc	60.3
6	Me talking dirty with my boyfriend/girlfriend	57.7
7	Me dancing in my room	56.7
8	Me doing a monologue in the style of someone off the television	53.7
9	Me shaving my legs, etc	49.7
10	Me just having broken up	46.0
11	Me practising my chat-up lines with an imaginary partner	45.0
12	Me trying to squeeze into clothes a size too small	35.0
13	Me writing a poem	33.3
14	Me earnestly trying to cast a spell	30.0
15	Me supposedly on a diet but pigging out on sweets	26.7
16	Me dressing up in a costume	26.7
17	Me looking longingly at my collection of items	21.3
18	Me striking a pose from a manga, anime	19.3
19	Me playing air guitar	19.0
20	Me practising winning an argument with a hated enemy	14.3
21	The red-penned test paper that I threw away	8.3